For those interested, today is not the feast of Saint Bernard of Clairvaux. Sure, a church might decide to declare that 19 August is now Bernard's Day. It might also decide that from now on 23 December will be Christmas, that Michaelmas will be the 28th of September, or even that St. Monica's Day is 27 August. Nevertheless, it doesn't make it so. Not in my book. Literally, not in my book. I respectfully decline to participate in every new idea that a church body decides to extricate from its hinder region.