So, to clear things up, I am not the Latif of Latif Rugs.
Nor do I own Latif Carpets.
And I'm not really an infamous Cricket player.
While I'm at it, I may as well fess up, and admit that I'm not really an R&B singer either.
And no, in case you were wondering, I am not a Turkish mystic musician.
Nor, indeed, am I this Afghan folk musician, though I kind of like his music: